Saturday, June 20, 2009

impatience of the self important shit

"Well what if I explode out of the bar cursing at them? how'd you like that?" he exploded from her front door.

"Who the hell are they?" he said, and picked up a brick. She stood in the doorway, staring at him. He slammed the brick into the side of his head, and blood began spurting, and then everyone who had been watching in the neighborhood just went back in, and he became woozy, and just collapsed in the middle of the road.

Before the lights went out, he wondered why the hell he had to go ahead and use this unexamined brick to smash his head with? Shit someone could have had AIDS on this thing, or cancer or something.

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"Will you save me?" he screamed, seeing her simply stand there like an idiot in the doorway. Then a motorcar ran over his head.

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