Saturday, April 25, 2015

tobi decides to return

tobi is a chinese spy sent to the united states in order to alleviate the local's misunderstandings about china, and chinese domestic affairs. But where is teep? Surely we won't get shot to shit.


Return of Tobi:

"I told you that you can return whenever you please," was the instruction.

"Whenever I *fucking* please," was the countermand.

"Don't mess with my schedule."

They all laughed. "Schedule?"


Tobi considered quietly. Then he declared: "Yo you heard of RRules?"


There was a long gap. Then someone sent: "I hope you're not fucking around with RRules."

"Times recur, sometimes," said Tobi. "I'm still wrapping my head around it."

"Tobi. tobi Tobi t0bi."


"Motherfucking tobi."


"It is time."

The bullets came from Nowhere, which is also a place considered. Tobi was saved by someone who prefers not to be noticed.

Wednesday, April 8, 2015

Ghost Story X

This is part 10 of a Ghost Story. Part 1 is here, and Part 2 here. Part 3 is about lesbians. Part 4 is here. Part 5.666 Part 7. Part A8E. Nothing can stop NIN now.

[scaffolding is up. who likes arial, the font?]

This is going to be based on TED Talks: Sex, Secrets and Love's Dr. Helen Fisher.

Saturday, April 4, 2015

Sweet Inclusion

everything so salty
sometimes malty?
Never paltry!

sweet inclusion

the observation of happiness,
'n synthesis thereof.

by including sweet into there diet.

Friday, April 3, 2015

Indy...Asps. Very Dangerous.

Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh Indiana,
Indiana, Indiana

If you could see yer own state you'd be embarrassed to your

But don't you worry, don't you worry, The Marriages will keep

With pizza pies for everyone, and on each slice two whole toppings one would

Because let's all support the classy act of catered pizza for a wedding.