tobi finds teep sleeping peacefully in an alley

tobi is a chinese spy sent to the united states in order to alleviate the local's misunderstandings about china, and chinese domestic affairs.
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teep is a baby, who is constantly sleeping in bliss. that's why his name is teep. because he's a teep. geddit? he's a teep. these are teeps:

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"teep," said tobi, miserably snuggling into the garbage as the CIA's bullets riddled around. "teep," they're killing me, like a prawn found in a fishnet for caviar."

teep, of course, being a wonderful and healthy (and huggable!) round baby, said nothing and just kept sleeping, peacefully.

"teep!" screamed tobi, as an FBI bullet shot off his left ear, blood red and dripping against the black garbage bags. "help!"

teep, of course, said nothing. how could it? it was just a baby. a peacefully sleeping baby, round and wholesome. asleep.

all the bullets started to converge around them. every rookie cop was a marksman now, even the psychos whose hands they put the guns in were actually almost hitting.

there was nothing else to do. tobi, crippled by a new shot to the knee, scampered over sleeping teep, protectively, from the bullets and ... and the rockets they were firing.

"teep," cried tobi, into the garbage, but teep was peacefully asleep. because he's a teep.