Thursday, December 18, 2008

out of china, with love

tobi is a chinese spy sent to the united states in order to alleviate the local's misunderstandings about china, and chinese domestic affairs.

"Why are you in China, Tobi?"

Tobi laughed. "Ha." Very funny. How identity can be so easily twisted, and turned.

But the person did not shift and wink. "What brings you to Beijing, for a visit?"

"Ha. Pretty funny. Keep the symptom close, keep the distractions further."

Tobi ate a small dumpling, biting half through, to see the true innards of the dumpling he ate. Then quickly swallowed it with 'soy sauce' which was actually seasoning. "I am a Chinese citizen!" he said then, angrily.

"No. You are not."

"What do mean? It's me. Tobi."

"Why are you in Beijing today, Tobi?" asked the ambassador.

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