Wednesday, December 16, 2009

Most Women *Love* Canal Sex

Imagine a canal,
with just you the woman
and me the man.

It doesn't have to be a gondola.
We can just as well do with
some kind of small canoe
or perhaps this new paper airplane
everybody is twittering about.

But you want the gondola, and you want Venice.
Because you actually *like* canal sex.
So the paddle-man paddles, and paddles,

and paddles and paddles,

making you go through and through
through the whole history and stuff,
until we finally reach the canal.

Then you jump into the #()@# river.

I curse in the gondola at the paddler.

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