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"I'm sorry, I only have room

for 1 sci-fic engagement

this year (being timed so

precisely)."

And I spent it all on Paranormal Activity.

Ok, no, I didn't.

Okay, so here is the deal:

Imagine being immersed

In a James Cameron movie like Aliens,

where you get to have a pocket device

that lets you see how close you are

to Newt.

Then, as you approach the vector,

the slimey backgrounds and cold internal pressure

just becomes a full-fledged war

within the Battlestar Galactica universe.

You're like "Newt, Newt!,

but why am I shooting Cylons?"

"Where is the Doctor?"

It would be even funnier

if they just put a button in a tree

where you can go and push it,

then they just tell you where you are.