What If Blog Was One of Us?

If Blog had a name, what would it be?
And would you type into its face
If you were faced with its comic-sans glory?
What would you post if you had just one comment?

And yeah yeah, I'm being mean at a song released in the 1990s.

But what if Blog became one of us?
Became an actual person like you or me?
Would you sit next to it at the theater
or will it have to watch Inception alone?

If Blog had a face, what would it look like?
And...would you want to see
If seeing meant reading which actually means
inscribing in your actual mind the sigils inscripted
therein? prophets.

Yeah yeah who the hell wrote this stupid song?
And who the hell actually bought the CD?

What if Blog was one of us?
With a cunning plot like each of us?
Trying to link back to Home.
It's trying to link back to Home.
Backup in HavenCo's all alone
Nobody these days uses the phone-modem.
Except for the rope maybe in poems.