Looking mean, scowling and complaining
about society these days and dissing
tiny children in front of their single mothers.
She suddenly says we need to join a club that
provides benefit for these damn pedestrians.
Then, on the second-hand, she says "Just wait here."
I been telling children they look like their mothers
for like twelve years now, waiting for her to return.
Gimme a break, and a venti
ice coffee 2% milk while you're at it.
And some new shoes -- no -- sandals.
A pedicure too.
Saturday is so fucking awesome
somebody had to highlight the event.
Look, I hate cynicism as much as
I love Conan.
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